”Dear Hamid:I see that your goat humpers and assholes for allah are angry that we intercepted the messages they wrote inside the Korans as they desecrated your pedophile prophet’s book, and disposed of the infernal tomes properly.If you can’t keep your primative screwheads in check, then we’ll “fire” you and get someone who can, because someday, we’d like to come home from your dusty little manure pile and come back to the land of 4 X 4s, Big Macs, bacon, beers, booze, boobs, and the freedom to indulge or refrain from each and everyone as much as we each desire.I know you don’t really understand this, but trust us, it beats the hell out of being a splodeydope for 72 raisins. However, if you can’t get your rock-worshipping savages under control, the gloves WILL come off, because there is a new sheriff in town here, and we don’t really give two shits about “world opinion” until the world starts policing their own shit.Hugs and kisses,
President Unrepentant American”
Thank you, my brother.
Well spoken.
My word, that was beautiful, BisW!!
I do admit I am pissed off about the burning of the books.
That should have been done inside the base.
a little too subtle for my taste, but not everyone is a graduate of the Harmony Church School for International Diplomacy & Dispute Resolution
Well, there is another possible approach…
DAMN! Just Damn! As soon as I make sure that the “lasts longer than 4 hours” limit is not going to be broken, the link is going to get forwarded in several directions.
As for the question at the end. Given the current cast of characters, I would look to the North West.
*crowd goes wild doing a wave* Superbly done Counselor !!!
JB, you should come by and visit more often.
Excellent post! I have to wonder if we will really have another POTUS that will stand up for America like that though.
Very good, if perhaps a little mild.
Wunnnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful.
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That gave me a chuckle BiW. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you vent quite like that before. Makes me think our buddy Tex may have ghost written that one for you.
This is the piece I don’t get. How can Muslims get angry about our disposing of the holy books that THEY desecrated? They desecrated their own holy books by passing radical messages in the margins. If they don’t respect their own tomes, how can they expect anyone else to?
As for Hamid, I’ve always felt he was a first class punk. Both he and Pakistan’s Zardari seem ungrateful bastards.
Your only slip in this piece is the obligatory slap at Obama. You know full well no President would have written anything resembling your note to Hamid.
I can name at least three who would have.
Andy Jackson, U.S. Grant, and T.R.
Truman would have written it too, but he would have then put it in a drawer.
Teddy Roosevelt in response to a Morrocan brigands abduction of an American “Citizen”:
“We want Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead”
Though Hay was the author Roosevelt had the balls to send it.
Then there is Old Hickory in response to threats to violently oppose Federal prerogatives:
Yeah we’ve fallen a long way, baby.
FX, I find the lauding of Jackson kinda funny in light of Conservatives current love of the 10th Amendment. If Obama told any state he would kick their ass if they didn’t fall in line, Conservatives’ heads would explode.
BiW, I think Andy, US and Teddy would find it very hard to govern in today’s climate particularly on an international scale. Times have changed and more is on the line.
It would be an interesting thought exercise to ponder how Truman would have reacted to 9/11. We probably wouldn’t have touched Iraq and we would have carpet bombed the living crap out of Afghanistan … no nation building, just a definitive statement of what happens when you train assassins to kill Americans.
Quite frankly the quote by Jackson had to do with a tariff issue that South Carolina thought unfair. Tariffs are well within the Federal purview and South Carolina really had no recourse and started to make noise on nullification and secession.
The quote was only to bolster the point that we have had Presidents who have had the testicular fortitude to put those who are in the wrong in their place in no uncertain terms.
What? Rutherford has slithered out from the slime to accuse Timid Tex of a rant? How unfair. How biased. How…now that I think of it, this needs a little Texas flavor, BIC. Slopeydope was good, though.
Speaking as a rational, warm blooded Conservative, I pray for Obama’s safety for about nine months (before he is dispatched).
The thought of Joe Biden as President only for a minute and Michelle Antoinette trying to play grieving Jackie O is so terrifying, so hateful and hideous in its own nature, so ugly and grotesque, it terrifies even the Archangels.
However, if Satan’s little brother recovers miraculously from the head shot, then I owe several people an apology from four years ago when they accused Obama of being ‘Caesar Nero’, and I said, “Impossible!!! Obama is much too vacuous and venal to be the anti-Christ.”
BiW, I think Andy, US and Teddy would find it very hard to govern in today’s climate particularly on an international scale. Times have changed and more is on the line.
No. I just think the “international community” would despair in the thought that we had the temerity to elect someone who really could care less what it or even our own “diplomats” think.
It would be an interesting thought exercise to ponder how Truman would have reacted to 9/11. We probably wouldn’t have touched Iraq
KOREA.
I’ll chalk this up to my own historical ignorance. Korea is an answer to what question? Korea never attacked us. We fought there (I thought) to stop the spread of communism. Are you saying Korea was Truman’s Iraq? I don’t see how the analogy holds.
If we dropped an atom bomb on Korea in response to Pearl Harbor, I might better understand your point.